And yes, Vault 101 was also running an experiment. Vault 101 - Home Sweet- Where the hell are you off to?Īnd so, here we are. Either way, its a heck of a long walk for a bobblehead. Where monsters were met with faces like funnels.īut there never was fear for we danced with deer I have no idea where people got this idea from.Īnd baked we were, setting off into tunnels, He then told all the vault’s occupants to remain calm and to go to their rooms if they didn’t feel safe, with the security members being told that they should crack down on anyone acting a little strange. In this case, pumping psychoactive drugs into the air filtration system. Vault 106’s overseer did what every one of these idiots saw as a good idea: He followed his Vault-Tec orders. The story behind this vault is if it smells like a duck, it’s probably a duck because you saw a duck and it said, “Hi, I’m a duck.” Now what sort of monster would do this for his own entertainment? *Looks disapprovingly at Blizzard* He’d give them a map, let them establish themselves, get bored, wipe them out, and let them respawn with their memories removed.Īnd this is the jack*** that created the Garden of Eden Kit?! Also, it went online two years before the Great War happened which would make it the greatest pre-release event ever! The vault is hidden under Smith Casey’s Garage and once you go for a mind walk in the VR, you figure out that either old man Braun went mad, or got bored with playing the Sims “Real Edition” all day for 200 years and thus, started killing the locals every way he could. Vault 112 is unique in that it was completely hidden and so has no raider damage or critters to nosh on your nether regions. It would slowly drive Overseer Braun mad and make him continuously kill and mind wipe the occupants! It was supposed to be different: a place that would create a Utopian society where people could live, ostensibly forever, in peaceful virtual reality. Vault 112 answered: “What if God got bored with us?”ĭespite being a poor sentence to crowbar into a rhyme scheme, that’s exactly what happened when they let German scientist (and totally not a Nazi) Stanislaus Braun create Vault 112. Vault-Tec’s mascot has the wrong finger raised.Ī song once asked: “What if God was one of us?” Seriously, if you look at the way the vault dwellers were treated by the company, you realise they should just rename the company to Telltale. lots of mutated, pustule-encrusted, bloody, bullet-riddled death. Last week, we learned what happens when you try to create super soldiers - The short answer being death. Brought to you in association with the Capital Wastelands Tourism Office, where, if you’re glowing or a glowing ones gnawing, you’re probably home. Welcome to Part 2 of NostalgiaView’s look at Vault-Tec’s greatest crimes against humanity - The Vaults of the Capital Wastes.
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